The pain and suffering was unbearable. Like a thousand hooks were ripping the flesh off my body. Like someone squeezing my eyeballs. Like people were standing over me and hitting me with bats until my bones shattered. Like someone putting my balls into a vice and squeezing them until they popped. Like pulling my teeth out with a needle-nose pliers. Like getting dipped in boiling oil.
And just as I thought I could take the suffering no longer, I was done reading the chapter on Integrated Service Digital Network (ISDN) and Dial-on-demand routing (DDR). Reading about this stuff for WAN technologies can be utterly painful.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
wow my first blog
Well it's my first time doing a blog and right now I have nothing to add. But as I get to know more about what I can do here, I will go all crazy and shit with the pictures, and the site connections, and the rantings and the hey hey heys. My friends recommended me to create a blog here. they thought I should write down things I say into a blog. As well as like put in pictures and recommended websites. So here I am.
Well I guess I should tell you what I write is going to be of adult nature. I'm not going to write about porn, if that's what your thinking of adult nature. Porn is for watching in a closet with a 25 year old television and VCR where God can't see you masturbate fiercely. I'm just making a joke here. But I want to put curse words in here and write in a adult content style. So don't get offended by what I say. It's just a passing thought that I may have for that day or hour or I am joking around.
But the stuff on here will be epic. So when you read these blogs, listen to the Conan or Gladiator soundtrack. Or some other epical music that sings about an epical person killing an epical monster. Then taking the epical maiden back to the epical town. Where he can get epical praise. And get an epical lay from the epical maiden. And then spend all his epcial coins on drinking and whoring around. Where he'll just end up somewhere being a guard and telling little kids about how epical he was in his earlier years for the price of some cheap wine. Okay okay it wont be that epical but I will put some stuff on here. So you be the judge if it is epic or not. So stay tuned for more from me.
Well I guess I should tell you what I write is going to be of adult nature. I'm not going to write about porn, if that's what your thinking of adult nature. Porn is for watching in a closet with a 25 year old television and VCR where God can't see you masturbate fiercely. I'm just making a joke here. But I want to put curse words in here and write in a adult content style. So don't get offended by what I say. It's just a passing thought that I may have for that day or hour or I am joking around.
But the stuff on here will be epic. So when you read these blogs, listen to the Conan or Gladiator soundtrack. Or some other epical music that sings about an epical person killing an epical monster. Then taking the epical maiden back to the epical town. Where he can get epical praise. And get an epical lay from the epical maiden. And then spend all his epcial coins on drinking and whoring around. Where he'll just end up somewhere being a guard and telling little kids about how epical he was in his earlier years for the price of some cheap wine. Okay okay it wont be that epical but I will put some stuff on here. So you be the judge if it is epic or not. So stay tuned for more from me.
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